The following has to be the funniest anecdote ever told.
“An 8-month-pregnant woman boarded a bus. She observed a man smiling at her from across the room. She shifted to a different seat right away. She moved again as the man’s smile became to a grin. The male appeared to be more amused. When the man burst out laughing the fourth time she moved, it was protested to the driver by her and the man was jailed.
“Matter was taken to the court and the court inquired as to what accused (old almost 20 years) was saying to defend him. “Well, your Honor,” guy answered, “it went like this: When the lady boarded the bus, I couldn’t help but observe her condition.”
“The woman seated beneath the charming indication which speak, DOUBLEMINT TWINS ARE ON THE WAY, then I smiled.
“I had to smile when she relocated and sat under a sign that proclaimed, LOGAN’S LINIMENT WILL REDUCE THE SWELLING.”
“She then put herself beneath a deodorant sign and exclaimed, WILLIAMS BIG STICK DID THE TRICK, and I couldn’t stop laughing.”
“But, your Honor, I just lost it when she moved for the fourth time and sat under a sign that read, GOODYEAR RUBBER COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS ACCIDENT.”
The lawsuit was thrown out.”